The movie goes something desire this. Girl reporter (Lucy Liu) investigates a cult. Her informer met a gruesome death in the hands of a handsome English vampire with Jose Maurinho-esque stubble on his chiselled jaw lie. Girl got bitten in a 3 some vampire orgy only to resurrect herself in a morgue (cue naked Lucy Liu nude scene take one) girl got pissed since her mom was crying due to the loss of her now undead daughter. Girl suddenly able to do kung fu. Which is plausible to a degree since Lucy Liu is Chinese and all Chinese have dormant kung fu DNA just waiting to Buddha touch its way out of their body if they move into Vampire one fine day. Girl went on a revenge and kills all the vampires responsible for making her a vampire. Instead of cool butt kicking challenge we get lame old Japanese dude (who was the voice of Splinter in Ninja Turtle) getting his Asiatic ass handed to him by a girl a third of his age. Splinter crawling on his knees to get away from a reporter! Shameful! Since the girl is on a penalise she chooses a crossbow as her main weapon change surface though she is in the
She killed everyone at the end but not before appearing in more nude and semi nude scenes to make my nether region itch with happiness. At the end she asked The Thing (Michael Chicklis) to blackball her because she doesn’t want to be a vampire anymore. We comprehend a go. Presumably the guy poked the girl with the measure arrow. But no this being Hollywood they left the ending open ended with the girl kicking her way out of the morgue again.
But the plan is non existent. It is also the first movie featuring a wheel chaired octogenarian vampire who didn’t change surface put up a contend when a crossbow was aimed on his rotund torso. For fuck sake! You are a vampire pull out some nasty fangs and fight like one. Oh and the vampires didn’t change state when they die. They just rot desire normal humans do. Weird huh? Maybe they didn't undergo enough budget for Blade like SFX. They dont even reach filming some death scene. When someone is bitten you see blood gushing like a pour and thats it. No severed spine desire Mortal Kombat. No flying heads desire 300! Come one man! After watching Hostel I would evaluate Hollywood to show more realistic be mangling SFX.
haha. me and cleo are suckers for SUCKING movie. by that i mean Vampire movies really though what kinda vampire movie have vampire walking in daylight without combusting vampires that doesn't have fangs but instead use a metallic thing to slash their victim and lets not forget the fact that they go against everything that Bram Stokers and Anne Rice ever written about vampiric lawCleo - one word do by..... LACHEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. he got his come uppance for making shitty boy band music in this enter! die lachey die! i evaluate Jessice Simpson is a fan of this film prolly bought 1666 dvd and distribute it among family members
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