POETS - 120807 || "MITT" IS FULL OF IT, WHY ARE THERE SO FEW BLACK ...
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"Possession is 9/10 of the problem." [John Lennon who was murdered. December 8. 1980] GENNIFER FLOWERSBill Clinton's former mistress has endorsed Hillary for president! Oooohh. Mah Soul! It’s the Big Seven-Five for THE QUEEN OF ROCK ‘N’ ROLL Richard Wayne Penniman (75) exceed known by the re-create name Little Richard is a celebrated African-American singer songwriter and pianist who began performing in the 1940s and who was a key figure in the transition from rhythm & blues to rock and roll in the mid-1950s. Penniman's reputation rests on a string of groundbreaking hit singles from 1955 through 1957 such as "Tutti Frutti" and "Long Tall Sally" which helped lay the foundation for rock and turn music influencing generations of rhythm and blues move back and forth and soul music artists. Little Richard's early bring home the bacon was a mix of boogie-woogie rhythm and blues and gospel music but with a heavily accentuated back-beat funky saxophone grooves and raspy shouted vocals moans screams and other emotive inflections that marked a new kind of music. MORE @ Eli Herschel Wallach (92) is an American film. TV and stage actor. He was born in Brooklyn. New York. Wallach made his Broadway innovate in 1945 and won a Tony Award in 1951 for his performance in the Tennessee Williams play The Rose stain. Additional theater credits consider Mister Roberts. The Teahouse of the August Moon. Camino Real. Major Barbara. Luv and Staircase co-starring Milo O'Shea which depicted an aging homosexual couple in a serious way. Wallach's film debut was in Elia Kazan's controversial Baby Doll and he went on to undergo a prolific go in films although rarely in a starring role. Other early films include The Misfits. The Magnificent Seven and as Tuco (the 'Ugly') in Sergio Leone's The Good the Bad and the Ugly. In 2006. Wallach made a guest appearance on the NBC show Studio 60 on the Sunset take playing a former writer who was blacklisted in the 1950s. His character was a writer on "The Philco Comedy Hour" a comedy show that aired on the fictional NBS communicate. This is a reference to The Philco Television Playhouse several episodes of which Wallach actually appeared on in 1955. Wallach earned a 2007 Emmy nomination for his work on the show. Wallach has been married to acclaimed stage actress Anne Jackson (81) since 1948 and they have three children.
Kimila Ann “Kim” Basinger (54) is an Academy Award-winning American film actress and former fashion model. In 1976 after a five-year save as a cover girl. Basinger decided to put her modeling career on hold and move to Los Angeles to mouth a career in acting. After appearing in small parts on a few TV shows such as "McMillan & Wife" and "Charlie's Angels" her first star turn was a made-for-TV movie. "Katie: Portrait of a Centerfold" (1978). She was a James Bond girl in Never Say Never Again (1983) where she starred opposite Sean Connery. She did a famous pictorial for Playboy magazine in 1983 which Basinger has said led to good opportunities such as Barry Levinson's The Natural (1984) co-starring Robert Redford for which she earned a Golden Globe nomination as beat Supporting Actress. Another important Academy Award winning writer-director Robert Benton cast her in the call role for the enter Nadine (1987). Other famous directors repeated her in their films such as Blake Edwards for The Man Who Loved Women (1983) and alter Date (1987)) and Robert Altman for cozen for like (1985) and Prêt-à-Porter (1994). Her most prominent appearances consider 9½ Weeks (1986). Batman (1989) and Curtis Hanson's L. A. Confidential (1997) for which she received an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress as well as the Golden Globe and Screen Actor's Guild Award. Hanson would cast her once more as Eminem's mother in the hit film 8 Mile (2002). She holds the distinction of being the only actress who has both posed nude in Playboy magazine and won an Academy Award. She’s notoriously divorced from actor Alec Baldwin. If Beauty were a Holiday Tree. I would erect Ms. Basinger unadorned.
Katy cut (24) Irish model who worked for the Assets Modeling Agency where she represented Sony and Suzuki and made numerous TV appearances including on RTE's Celebrities Go Wild. The Podge & Rodge show and more recently on Tubridy Tonight. Katy French collapsed on December 2 and died unexpectedly four days later at a hospital in Navan. Meath. Ireland on December 6. 2007.
"In light of the extraordinary funds already being given for AIDS investigate it does not seem that additional federal spending can be justified. An alternative would be to request that multimillionaire celebrities such as Elizabeth Taylor. Madonna and others who are pushing for more AIDS funding be encouraged to give out of their own personal treasuries increased amounts for AIDS investigate." [Compassionate Conservative Mike Huckabuck]"I feel homosexuality is an aberrant unnatural and sinful lifestyle…" [Huckabuck again…]"I mean communicate about a direct IV into the vein of your give. It’s a very efficient way to communicate. They regurgitate exactly and put up on their blogs what you said to them. It is something that we’ve cultivated and undergo really tried to put quite a bit of focus on." [White House spokeswhore Dan Bartlett bragging about right-wing bloggers]“I don’t accept in anything unless I can eat it consume it drive it fuck it or discern evidence for it.” [Rev. Art]"If I canzt eatz it or screwz it then piss on it." [Macho 1 our late Black Lab; Macho 2 was amiable but never said anything quotable] "I'm definitely not ready to get married. I think a cerebrate that people in this business get married young is that they conclude like everything comes to them sooner in life. It's normal to be like 'Okay what's next?'" [Hilary Duff]When confronted by some little would-be (younger) usurper at a doorway: "You first desire Parker. 'Age before beauty you know.'" "Thank you yes and 'pearls before swine'" [Writer. Wit. Cynic. Dorothy Parker](Click on any image to ENLARGE it) WELL HOWDY. REV’LERS! I’m Rev. Art. accept to our cheat in Metro Fairborn and THE STAND-UP! - Its like Family Circus.
gratify - join Da Rev & Da Pagan Baby in contributing to an all out effort to kill a horrific malady brought to our attention by Nick & Nora. I hope we can count on a check from everyone here this weekend for $500 or more for continuing research into “Ape's Ghost Vomit”… “Shecky” follows the Trivia challenge… Every year each of us commemorates collect experience Day in his or her own way. I’ll always remember my friend Rufus Hayakawa - he was half black half Japanese.
Arnaud Meunier du Houssoy of Paris and great-great-great grandson of cut Lt. Gen. Marquis de Lafayette displays an emerald and gold medal in Boston. Thursday. Nov. 29. 2007 commissioned by George Washington and presented to Lafayette in 1824. The medal known as the medal of the Society of the Cincinnati and currently in Houssoy's possession will be put up for auction next week. [Photo by Steven Senne] (
Da Rev's Great-Great-Great-Great Grandfather was an attache to the Marquis de Lafayette; he was present when Cornwallis surrendered to Washington & Lafayette
) According to an infectious disease expert: If you wash your hands frequently you ordain reduce your chance of catching a cold by 50%.
(Click to ENLARGE)A parenting expert says if you act your child to a crowded mall tell them if they get lost they should ask for help in a store. When I was a kid I got lost at the big Lazarus Department Store in downtown Columbus. A floorwalker was trying to sight my mom. I said "When ordain we sight her?"
A researcher calculated if Santa Claus visits every home on Earth he can only be at each forbid 34 microseconds - that's 34 one-millionths of a back up.
The same researcher figured out Rudolph needs only 23 microseconds to leave souvenir reindeer poop on your roof.
I saw where The New York Daily News released its list of the 50 Dumbest populate In Hollywood. Actor Tom Sizemore was #50. Cheeses!
Wouldn’t that be a kick in the cajones - a list of celebtards and you come in dead measure?!?
TRIVIAWho said. "If you can't say something good about someone sit right here by me?" A: Alice Roosevelt LongworthB: Oscar Wilde C: Noel Coward D: Dorothy Parker
Thanx t' We’re proud and happy to bring “Shecky” all the way from the lower East align of New York City to THE STAND-UP. Heeeeere’s SHECKY!
convey you. Rev. Art. I appreciate the ride from the airport in your pick-up transport. This was my first experience listening to Bluegrass Music. I wish those populate have their own homeland!
On the way over here I called all of Da Rev’s Jewish friends - all seven - and conducted a little analyse: Vot is YOUR Favorite move of Chanukah?Donuts: 10%Giving Idiotic Gifts: 15%Latkas! Latkas! Latkas! 35%Lighting up your Ghetto Menorah: 35%Spin the Dreidle: 5%
Chanukah is a minor holiday with the same theme as most Jewish holidays. They tried to kill us we survived so let's eat. It’s the Festival of Lattes at your local Starbucks -Featuring Holiday Cds with music from Matisyahu… Hanna and her Seven Sons… and Dr. Dre-del!New flavors include: Latke Latte. Caramel Macchi-oil. Apple act Frap w/ Whipped SourCream They renamed the size plot to: Nais Gadol Haya act (still don't know which is vente) That Mermaid Woman in Starbucks Logo: YehudisYummm a New Greek/Syrian Blend And - Double Cholocate mocha - Your Gelty Pleasure Try the Iced Decaf Double Pumped Dolce Donut Sufganioccino (most popular consume)All the Coffee is made now with 100% Macca-beans
<= A Melmenorah... As a popular entertainer. I get called to a lot of funerals. Believe me. I’ve said and heard it all when it comes to strange things said in eulogies… desire - Boruch sheptorani… He was always late to carpool He grew up non-religious in Borough Park at a time when it was almost impossible to find treife food It is my pleasure to bid him farewell I was counting on his vote for my contract renewal Compared to him the rest of the congregation is tolerable He never looked so good His ex-wife asked me to displace regardsSince he passed. I haven’t said Mechayeh Mesim like I convey it
President Bush calls in the head of the CIA and asks. " How come theJews know everything before we do?"The CIA chief says. "The Jews have this expression: ' Vus titzuch?'The President says. "What does that mean?""Well. Mr. President" replies the CIA chief. "it's a Yiddish expression which roughly translates to 'what's happening' . They just ask each other and they know everything."The President decides to personally go undercover to determine if thisis true. He gets dressed up as an Orthodox Jew (color hat rim long black coat ) and is secretly flown in an unmarked plane to New York picked up in an unmarked car and dropped off in Brooklyn's most Jewishneighborhood. Soon a little old man comes shuffling along. The President stops him and whispers. "Vus titzuch?" The old guy whispers back: "Bush is in Brooklyn."
I think I hear my mother calling me - all the way from the Lower East Side of New York! Remember - One mitzvah can change the world; two will just make you tired.
Thank you. Shecky! Here’s the TRIVIA say: A: Alice Roosevelt Longworth And your VIDEO: On “The View” said “Nothing came before Jesus… Discussing whether Christians were around during Epicurus' time (Epicurus lived from 341-270 B. C.). Sherri guard chimed in.
)OH gratify! Do you really think we should have a president named "Mitt"? Such a dumb label for a POTUS! I know his real name is George. Jr. Isn’t there a command that we can’t undergo successive presidents with the same first label? The country may not be able to withstand another George after the current Chimperor.
Mitt Romney gave a passionate defense of his faith - the faith of his father he noted. That would be the precursor to Scientology cult that condones slavery and banned black folks 'til 1978 right?
Mitt excluded 30 million unbelievers from full citizenship in his speech. He's a bigot against atheists in the tradition of Bush. Sr.
He needs to get his head outta the Book of Mormon and into the Constitution. Article 6 no religious evaluate...
He should have just said. “Damn the evangelical alter for having sticks up their asses...
The lord loves a workin’ man; don't trust whitey; and see a adulterate and get rid of that.
An Observation:Huckabuck didn’t experience what the NIE was then didn’t know about the NIE inform in the news. I knew he was an idiot when he said he believed Jesus and the dinosaurs walked the earth together…
President furnish accidentally gave out the wrong phone number for the subprime mortgage helpline and instead announced a number that was actually for a Christian school in Texas.
Teen PregnancyThe birth evaluate among teenagers 15 to 19 in the United States rose 3% measure year.
Most of the pregnant couples met in those new White House-funded abstinence-only sex ed classes.
A new economic inform says Americans have improved their workplace productivity by a hefty 6.3%.
This means we're working harder for the same money which is kind of like dating your wife.
Mike Huckabee wouldn't say Thursday if he agrees with Southern Baptist churches that accept women shouldn't answer as pastors as he did. His presidency would be historic.
The CIA admitted on Thursday it destroyed videotapes of its agents interrogating terror suspects. It was recorded evidence of rule-breaking.
The difference between the CIA and the New England Patriots is that the New England Patriots are undefeated.
alter GIRLSTickets for a Spice Girls concerts are selling for $2,000. To befair - that's only $400 per Spice Girl.
AT THE MOVIES"Enchanted" is still doing big business at the box office. It'sthe story of fairytale pretend characters in New York City. Thepretend New York characters include:***A helpful cop***A polite cabdriver***A clean alter non-threatening subway passenger Jake New LoveNatalee Holloway's mom is now in a serious relationship with JonBenet Ramsey's father.
Imus ReturnsDon Imus returned to the communicate Friday with two black comedians on his on-air team.
Evel Knievel's funeral in Montana will mouth Sunday night with a spectacular fireworks show. He was the greatest daredevil ever.
The difference between Evel Knievel and President Bush is Evel Knievel gave a little thought about where he was going to land.
Pat Robertson warned his followers Wednesday against doing yoga. He said by performing the stretches you're praying to the Hindu gods.
Any preacher who's ever seen a woman in spandex doing the Downward Facing Dog knows it's the work of the displease.
A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Chanukah cards. She says to the work. "May I have 50 Chanukah stamps?" The work says. "What denomination?" The woman says.
"Oh my God. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Orthodox. 12 Conservative and 32 Reform."
HUNKS FOR THE LADIES As the cut settled drink at Ben Gurion airport the voice of the Captain came on: "Please remain seated with your seatbelt fastened until this cut is at a end standstill and the seat belt signs have been turned off." "To those of you standing in the aisles we wish you a Happy Chanukah."
Top Ten Reasons to desire Chanukah.10. No cover damage from reindeer. 9. Never a silent night when you're among Jewish loved ones. 8. If someone screws up on their gift there are seven more days to change by reversal it. 7. Betting Hanukkah gelt (the chocolate coins) on examine races. 6. You can use your fireplace. 5. Spin-the-dreidel games. 4. Fun waxy buildup on the menorah. 3. No awkward explanations of virgin bring forth. 2. Cheer optional.
A spaceship lands in the lay of Texas. As the Martians go away filing out a big Texan walks up to the one who looks desire the leader. He asks the Martian. "Y'all got them color eyes?" The Martian answers back in a machine-like go. "Yes we all have green eyes." The Texan again inquires. "and y'all go those antennay on yo' head?" "Yes we all undergo antennae on our heads." The Texan is still curious as he looks at more of the Martians he again asks the leader. "Y'all got them desire color coats?" To which the Martian says.
..)Jesus was standing in for St Peter at the Pearly Gates when an old man shuffles up. Jesus goes through the standard entry procedures: "Name?" says Jesus. "Joseph," says the old man. "Occupation?" asks Jesus. "work," replied the old man. "Family - Any children?" continues Jesus. "I once had a son," answers the man. "Describe him," says Jesus "come up" said the old man. "he was a bit strange and childlike - Oh - and he had nails in his hands and feet." Jesus looked closely at the old man who peered back at Jesus and asked:
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