Project Runway Season Four: the premiere: or the pointless tent ...
Posted by ~Ray @ 2008-09-16 21:13:22
stupid little design school. Three seasons of "Parsons this" and "Fashion initiate that" and never anything about the American Intercontinental University!The American Inter-what?Exactly. Carmen: She used to be a model so now she knows all about make. She's practically Heidi Klum. Gillian: She was an illustrator and now she's egest of that. Kit: Her call is "Pistol" because.. um... I don't know why. Kevin: He used to alter jeans and he's the token straight guy this season. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Jack: Just bring up. Steve: I think he's cute but Eric thinks he looks like a serial killer. Are those mutually exclusive?Elisa: She started out making marionettes and then moved on to shapeless sacks that she calls "costumes." She's "on the edge of avant-garde." As opposed to being in the middle of the mainstream. Marion: He owned a develop shop. Sweet P: This is the prove of Popeye and Olive Oyl raising an abandoned baby. Simone: It doesn't really be. Victorya: She was born in South Korea and moved to Texas as a child with her nine sisters... Oh wait.. no. Ricky: "This has been such an emotional year for me; I (sniff) lost my boutique (smell) and this dress I made out of my jeans represents my whole life and it's a combination of my culture and my new life and it's like a phoenix rising from the ashes and (sniff) .. no! I said I wasn't going to do this! This just means so much to me! Waaaaaaaaa!"Andre Gonzalo: "Wow what a panic."The designers act into their new digs:Christian: "Ooh beds! Well la dee da how fancy! I sleep in a pet carrier at home."Kevin: "Yeah. I know what you mean.. wait.. what?"Basically that was all the excitement at the apartments. No joy buzzers no huge fights over the closets no stealing of "special pillows from home."Now on to the show:Heidi: "Hi everybody! I'm Heidi Klum! Standing next to me is Tim Gunn!Tim: "convey you. Heidi!"Heidi: "For what? Saying that you are standing next to me?"Tim: "convey you for
me stand next to you."Heidi: "OK. Why don't you tell everybody about the first challenge?"Tim: "First let me say that I think this is the strongest group ever. Previous groups have been made up almost entirely of talentless losers but not this time! So let me express you about the first challenge: you experience how in previous seasons the first contend has been something really goofy? Well to shake things up this time we made sure the first challenge wasn't interesting at all! Isn't that crazy?! What will we evaluate of next? So see those tents over there? Well inside the tents you will sight nice fabric from Mood and you can make something out of that."Designers: "We don't understand. Are we supposed to use the tents for something?"Tim: "No. We just had some extra money in the calculate so we put up some tents. Aren't they cute? NOW RUN!"Phil Keoghan: "These 15 designers are here in New York City starting the first leg of a race around the world!"Tim: "No they aren't they're just running over to those tents to pick out some fabric."Phil: "And that's where they'll find their first roll."Tim: "No; then they'll act the fabric approve to Parsons and alter an furnish."Phil: "Once they've completed this task they'll be handed their next roll."Tim: "Oh for the love of god."So the designers are all running at top speed across the lawn because they all
to have that one amazing plaid fabric that is visible from lay. Poor "larger than life" Chris finally makes it to the tents looking desire he's just finished a half marathon but he still gets the fabric he wanted. Back at Parsons Jack puts on his fabric like a cape and says he's a superhero:One of the designers (Christian?): "Well he
like a superhero!"The rest of the designers: "Yeah he's cute!"bring up: "Oh my god you guys; I'm alter here! It makes me very uncomfortable when everyone is constantly talking about how good looking I am! ordain you guys be a little more sensitive and show some categorise?"Other designers: "You're right. bring up. It was very insensitive of us to make you conclude like a sex disapprove and we are sorry."bring up: "Apology accepted. Besides you bitches couldn't afford me."Elisa is working with grass-stained fabric. She is measuring her model:Elisa: "OK first I'm going to measure you psychically by waving my hands around you and getting vibrations from these crystals and the magical fairies that are talking to me."copy: "Why don't you use a tape measure like a normal person? Are you saying I'm fat?"Elisa: "Then I'm going to sew the dress together while I'm wearing it."Model: "Oh my god; do you think we wear the same coat change?! I'm never eating again!"OK before the judging we go on a trip to the Broad Foundation in Santa Monica with Santino Rice. I'll be damned if I can figure out why. It would have been nice if he had explained a little bit about the Broad Foundation instead of just telling us he likes to go there because "art is fashion." Did you like what you saw? Do you want to visit? Well too bad; you can't. The Broad collection is not open to the public; It's a lending collection that is available to scholars by appointment. I guess the point of that little segment was to demonstrate that Santino is special enough to get into the Broad collection. approve to the show:No wait; first we have to vote on what we like beat about Project Runway:What's your favorite part?1: The pregnancies.2: The screaming.3: The sex.4: The drunken parties or5: Tim Gunn. You can only choose for one!OK. FINALLY on to the runway:Heidi looks cute in a little gold dress. The guest judge is Monique Lhuillier. Other Eric: "So that's what she looks like."Christian's outfit is very nice. Eric doesn't like it but I think it's cute. It looks very come up made. The judges agree with me and pronounce it good. Rami's dress is beautiful! He really is a master of draping. The bust of his dress doesn't be as good on the model as it did on the mannequin but the back of the change is gorgeous. He deservedly wins this challenge. He gets immunity for the next challenge. Congratulations. Rami!Victoria's black dress is kind of interesting. It's one of the outfits left on the runway that you are not sure whether the judges evaluate it is in the top or the bottom. Turns out they liked it. Elisa's model was almost strangled to death as she got tangled up in the stupid train flowing out of the bottom of the change. Heidi thought it looked like the model was pooping fabric. Michael Kors thought Elisa should undergo edited herself and left off the train. Elisa goes into a 45 minute explanation of the spiritual experience you were supposed to get from seeing the fabric flowing behind the dress. Too much talk not enough go. Andre Gonzalo: "Seriously; what the hell is wrong with these people?"Elisa: "You know there was a little voice in my head telling me to cut off the train."Tim: "Actually that was me. People often confuse me with the little voice in their continue."Ricky is in the furnish three because he made a little baby doll change. It's true that it's a pretty boring create by mental act but it's very cute and well made so I'll give him a go on this one. Simone created an astoundingly bad furnish. There was nothing redeeming about it. Other Eric: "I like the color of the waistband."Wow he really had to scrape for that praise. The change was boring the jacket was a mess and the whole thing was just so badly made. This was an easy decision. Simone had to go. Sorry!Next week someone makes a dramatic announcement![ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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