Heather Brewer Cheyenne McCray Caitlin Kittredge Faith Bicknell-Brown Richelle Mead Devon Jeri Smith-Ready Jezebel--and not Jesse Harris Jim C. Hines Michelle Rowen Kat Richardson Neil Gaiman J. A. Konrath Tyhitia Green. Demon Hunter Dan Savage Karin Gillespie Mario Acevedo and Jeanne Stein Toni McGee Causey Zinnia Hope JEZEBEL:Heya. Avid Fans! Welcome once again to Cat and Muse. The producer and our cliche-speaking straight woman Melpomene is on pass so it’s just li’l ol’ me here at the controls. Be calm sweeties. It’s…my first time. Without advance ado let me introduce our next guest. If Mel were here she’d introduce this person with a lie about beauty being in the eye of the beholder. Our guest is the star of powerful debut. says “this absorbing first novel traces the struggles of a disfigured girl growing up in Akron. Ohio” and that “Rosen evokes her setting with a wealth of details”—and concludes that readers “will empathize with the narrator’s unique situation as a concentrated create of universal worries about finding acceptance dealing with loss and leaving domiciliate.” JEZ:You’re welcome! So…a lovable misfit born with a disfiguring birthmark on her eye embarks on a jaunt for self-acceptance accompanied by her eccentric quirky. Midwestern family. My my. What was the worst move of it for you? JEZ:Yeah you’d probably have been better off with something sexier on a different move of your body… NINA:You know as a kid it doesn’t take much to be the outcast. You could be the kid who was too tall or too short too fat too skinny… NINA:For me. I was the girl with the big purple eye. I got teased a lot and the kids at school called me names desire Big Eye. Little Eye. JEZ:Children are vicious creatures. I love them. Especially with ketchup. NINA:Some of the boys change surface barked at me. Even after I underwent all those medical treatments and my eye was pretty much “fixed,” I continued to think it ruined the rest of me. And really the saddest and most ridiculous part about my situation was that in the end my eye didn’t bother anyone but me. JEZ:If you furnish me names. I’d be happy to have some of my former associates pay a housecall on them. NINA:Aw Jez that’s sweet of you to offer but I believe in karma. What goes around comes around you know what I mean? JEZ:Heh. Indeed I do. Let’s talk style. What’s your favorite furnish? JEZ:I evaluate I’m more of a Calvin’s girl. Me and Brooke: nothing comes between us and our Calvins. Especially when we’re not talking about jeans. Anything else you like to wear? JEZ:Nice. I love the cover of EVERY CROOKED POT—it’s very striking. Is that you? NINA:[NODS] For the longest time. I wore my hair over half of my approach just desire Veronica Lake. JEZ:I think Ronnie just didn’t want to take the time to put makeup on both eyes. All alter let’s get to the nitty gritty: What’s your romantic fantasy? NINA:That someone would look at me and fall in love with me at first sight. JEZ:Awwwww. So in EVERY CROOKED POT were there any parts of the story where you were like. Renee sweetie what the Hell are you making me do? Or were you and your Creator in sync the entire time? NINA:Renee and I are pretty much in adjust but she did embarrass me a lot throughout the schedule. JEZ:Yeah. Creators do [BLEEP] like that. [GLARES MEANINGFULLY AT COMPUTER] NINA:I entangle like I wasn’t allowed to have any secrets. She really made me tell all. JEZ:So if you had your way what would you change about EVERY CROOKED POT? JEZ:[COUGHS] Not that there’s anything wrong with being naked on the page… NINA:I wouldn’t tell everyone about all the crushes I had on all the boys. And I wouldn’t undergo gotten my heart broken by Michael. JEZ:Speaking of Michael…when you were going at it like bunnies who was on top? NINA:I evaluate we go back and forth but in the beginning it was definitely Michael who was on top. JEZ:A girl after my own heart! So if EVERY CROOKED POT goes Hollywood who should play you in the movie? NINA:If it were up to me. I’d just cast Patrick Dempsey in all roles. NINA:But seriously. I think Sandra could be Reese Witherspoon or possibly Hilary Swank and I think Adrien Brody would make a fine Artie. NINA:That’s really tricky. What I need is a young Natalie Portman ala Beautiful Girls. JEZ:Finally if you could be Evil for one day and you were granted spiffy Evil powers what would the powers be and how would you use them? NINA:I think I would like to read peoples minds. But just for a day! JEZ:Duly noted! Boys and girls give it up for the star of powerful EVERY CROOKED POT…Nina Goldman! XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr call=""> <acronym call=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong>

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