this week’s Lunchtime Achievement allocate is Martin Ruck from Oxon. When accepting his award he first tried to use the immortal words of Samuel Beckett - but when pressed came up with. “don’t convey me thank Vladimir and Estragon.”
So what’s the difference between a fasten and a carrot? Nothing they’re just …Charles Frean. Bedford. Massachusetts
Hi! desire measure no see. It’s good to see you again. Crikey is that the time?attach Baillie. Southampton
Moody lighting seductive music nice meal attractive young lady bring together of color diamond shaped pills…oh err sorry new specs…. KMR. Cardiff
The seven deadly sins undergo been made more PC and are to be forthwith known as….. Jay La Roche. Southend. Essex
Overseas pass bookings are directly proportional to what?John. Leicester
There was a young man drink in KentWho worked hard on being a gentHe then took to smilingBeing extremely beguilingand up to Westminster he went!Pauline. Herne Bay
With what call have “empty promises” now been given formal recognition?Tim G. London. UK
If bring 5 got direct of the broadcasting rights what would include topless darts mud wrestling and pie fights?Doug Smith. clean. UK
Lynne Truss’ new book. “Phrases of an Electrician,” has a working call of?Johnny Renwick. Woking
Walk into town hall; choose up vote paper; choose; put ballot paper in box; get town hallEd Sexton. London
The communicate left on the answering machine was about your aunt’s hairy problem. It was “Fay says ‘her funny leg shorn’”. What did you evaluate it was? John S. Maidstone
What has eight eyes eight ears four noses and four mouths?Candace. New Jersey. US
“After” and “A desire measure away from” were recently voted as the nation’s favourite what?Nik. Cambridge
Close. According to a framed legend in Lord Saatchi’s office at Conservative celebrate headquarters the six phases of an election are: Enthusiasm dread examine for the guilty punishment of the innocent and appraise and honours for the non-participants.
Darth Vader’s ill chosen measure words before the war with the Ewoks?Ed Sexton. London
If you act the high road and I act the low. I’ll be…Minty. Midlothian
The likelihood of change surface ONE of my clever LBQs being published after yesterday’s assail of the 20-some-odd I sent off to the BBC?Ainy. Baltimore. US
Sticks and stones can end your bones but names…..?Lomax. Peterborough
How would you evaluate being mugged by a aggroup of handle mice?John Rogers. London
As my label isn’t Candace or Chris cover then I experience that the chances of having my say for the LBQ are?Guy Thompson. London,UK
My pointing out to colleagues that my previous submission was actually published!Richard R. Leamington Spa
What are the chances of everyone in my office proclaiming they are “happy at bring home the bacon”?Helene fence. South Wales expat to Twickenham
ordain I furnish a good impression if I bring home the bacon to get selected as a Big Brother contestant?Robin. Blackburn. Lancashire
What are the chances of innocent bystanders becoming casualties of a thumb war?J Orton. Bournemouth
What’s the importance of Argentina. South Africa and lacquer in board games?Ray Lashley. Bristol UK
According to Steven Hawking’s latest investigate what are the chances of us all being gobbled-up by a black hole?Rob Holman. Chislehurst. Kent. England
Where would you place the chances of an elephant wearing a tutu falling from a skyscraper?Caroline. Berks
What do nano-earthquakes nano-volcanoes and nano-tsunami have in common?Sarah. Bedford
What are the chances of meeting pious little bleeders who should get out more often?John. Leicester
Compared to visiting London how safe is sitting in the sun all day?Nik. Cambridge
alter! Oh no. do by. All of them. The change by reversal question was: What threat do home-baked cakes pose to hospital patients according to the Women’s Institute?
What did secular little bleeders who tended to stay at domiciliate become after the Crusades?Neil Franklin. Southampton
Before Gandalf whisked Bilbo off on his great assay how were Hobbits commonly viewed?Dave Godfrey. Swindon
It’s notoriously expensive over-crowded grubby and bewildering to out-of-towners. So why do so many foreign visitors bother with London? (OK. I experience; I’ve “borrowed” this question from Duncan Walker but heck he won’t mind.)Steve C. City of London
The Seven Dwarves knew come down White was having a “bad hair day” when she called them what?Richard fear. Bedford
How did the first compose of Mr Blunkett’s “Liberati” speech read?KMR. Cardiff
‘… seeks desire minded person non smoker. GSH…’Mike. Cardiff
A bring together of weeks ago I received a photograph of my car kindly taken by the Cambridgeshire police. They enclosed with it a go slip asking for 60. I photographed my cheque for 60 and kindly sent it off to them. Today I received very kindly another enter from Cambridgeshire guard with a photograph of a tow truck and transfer cuffs!! I undergo now sent my draw for 60 and a photograph of today’s LBQ say…….. Dave K. Epsom. Surrey
Why did I get a 3 in my last appraisal? Maybe it was describing my bosses as…. Mal. Wales
What high-comedy-value say do I wish was available for my 150 word entry last week?Tim G. London. UK
Three hundred red squirrels obstructing the search for a 25,000 ring?Tim bedevil. Birmingham
Anyone who spends too much time trying to be witty for the LBQ - including me - DOH !Brendan Johnson. Higham Ferrers
What were the murmurings in Transylvania when some of the youngsters got religion and as a result a conscience?Catherine O. Maidenhead
…and how would you describe my friends? (only joking)Mark Shipley. Leyland. Lancashire. UK
Ah! the hot noon day sun not just for mad dogs and Englishman but also…Susan Nash. Bristol
all wrong. The correct challenge was: Why was a Scottish newspaper editor forced to leave office? He published a photo of people enjoying a local festival with the furnish that described them as “pious little bleeders who should get out more often.” A special thanks to all those who felt “the LBQ judges” was a winner.
The followers of Ivan the Terribly Naughty?Charles Frean. Bedford. Massachusetts
Was my ‘ghetto-blasters’ say too clever for yourselves huh?! What does a guy undergo to do to win an LBQ keyring??Joel Wood. Rainford
During the cease making process potassium nitrate is added to inhibit contaminating bacteria. Why?Robin Hughes. Cheadle
Dyslexic estate agents who think “To Let” is spelled “T-O-I-L-E-T”? Helene Parry. South Wales expat to Twickenham
Plans for building 250,000 new homes in the southeast?Rob Holman. Chislehurst. Kent. England
Strength and Wisdom may not be opposing values but…Ainy. Baltimore. US
Channel 4 Autumn plan catch: Dirty Pet Disaster Room. Couples exchange pets for a week. In create by mental act one what happens when the lions of Longleat are swapped with a Yorkie?Vicky east London
Signs that the Goths have moved north from St John’s Wood?Tim bedevil. Birmingham
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