The Hottie Hall of Fame: Who Belongs?
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-12-21 07:49:19
was abuzz last week. No it wasn’t because of the improved dollar or a new ice fishing innovation. It was Hockey Hall of Fame week and this year’s class – Mark Messier. Ron Francis. Al MacInnis and Scott Stevens – may be the greatest ever. Also. Eric Lindros retired two weeks ago sparking major debate about whether or not he’s
Shouldn’t we be talking more about the All-time Hot Chick Hall of Fame? Yes that exists. We don’t have to analyse old faves; we know Marilyn Monroe and Sophia Loren are in. Thanks. Gramps. More importantly we should gauge who’s on the border of entering it who has potential to get there and who will go short despite some people’s beliefs.
Years of excellence have pushed these individuals beyond superstar status; they’re ambassadors of the bet. A given starlet may not be your cup of tea but she sure as hell should have your respect. change surface their greatest haters can’t contradict their Hall worthiness. Jennifer Aniston hates Jolie. Sox fans hate Jeter and Dog the Bounty Hunter hates black people. But none of them is crazy enough to say Jeter sucks at baseball or that these ladies don’t belong in the Hottie Hall of Fame. Well. Dog might be.
These perennial all-stars never really blew people away but they never faltered. Year in year out they made our mouths water. While they were never the absolute best in the business save for a few anomaly MVP seasons (Basic Instinct in 1992. Pam during the Baywatch years) they were consistently among the beat of the crop. We tip our hats to you ladies for your consistency. You made us cover our crotches with binders for 10 to 15 years. We forgave MJ for the Washington Wizards experiment.
Growing up we knew Peter Forsberg was great just like we knew we wanted to bury our faces in Jennifer Love Hewitt’s cleavage after watching I Know What You Did measure pass. Fairly or not their prolonged absences from the lineup have soured our memories of both leaving us with a plethora of “What ifs” and “Yeah buts.” Regardless all of these ladies were superstars at their peak and we won’t squawk if they’re inducted. After all we still masturbate whenever
“We’re going to bed and you better get your butt in there soon yourself mister,” shouted Mom from upstairs. “It’s a educate night.” She was right of course but you’d waited downstairs all night for MTV to compete “Baby.[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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