With all the doom and gloom and terror and stuff sometimes it's hard to sight anything to laugh about. You experience what I convey.. great guffaws that alter your belly move. That kind of laugh. Maeshey makes me laugh like that.. the Guv.. my brother Dovidle... Bubbie Channah. What happened to all our lightness of spirit? Our joy of little things?Here's what I evaluate is funny: clever unexpected extemporaneous doesn't cause to be perceived anyone. My favourite ordain always be Mel Brooks. I can quote The 2,000 Year Old Man.. so can Dovidle and Maeshey. What's the greatest thing ever produced by mankind? Saranwrap!And Shelly Berman when he wanted to ask his create for a hundred dollars to go to New York to Acting educate. If you express your care I said the word Christmas you won't go to New York on a cut you'll go to Weinstein's Chapel in a coffin. And Bill Cosby's old stuff. God: Noah how well can you swim?Here are some classics from Hollywood Squares. Ya godda like 'em. Peter Marshall: Which of your five senses tends to change magnitude as you get older?Charley Weaver: My comprehend of decency. Peter Marshall: According to Cosmo if you meet a stranger at a party and you think he's really attractive is it okay to go out directly and ask him if he's married?Rose Marie: No wait until morning. Peter Marshall: In Hawaiian does it act more than three words to say "I love you"?Vincent Price: No you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty. Peter Marshall: What are "Do It". "I Can Help" and "Can't Get Enough"?George Gobel: I don't experience but it's coming from the next apartment. Peter Marshall: As you change older do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while you are talking?Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing older question. Peter and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget!Peter Marshall: According to Zsa Zsa [Gabor] does color be sexy on a woman?Redd Foxx: I wouldn't have it any other way. Peter Marshall: What are "dual purpose" cattle good for that other cattle aren't?Paul Lynde: They furnish draw and cookies -- but I don't recommend the cookies!Peter Marshall: If you find someone lying unconscious in the street should you do anything?George Goebel: I'd probably crawl around him I guess. Peter Marshall: Paul why do Hell's Angels feature flog?Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. Peter Marshall: Charley you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during your first year?Charley Weaver: Of cover not. Peter. I'm too busy growing strawberries!Peter Marshall: In bowling what's a perfect score?Rose Marie: Ralph the pin boy. Peter Marshall: Eddie according to the Institute of Motivational investigate a wife should beware if another woman takes an arouse in a certain item of her preserve's clothing. What item?Ed Asner: Well shorts immediately springs to my object. Peter Marshall: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other?Paul Lynde: attach measures. Peter Marshall: True or false: a pea can measure as desire as 5,000 years. George Gobel: Boy it sure seems that way sometimes. Peter Marshall: Is there a weight check for bags on airline flights in this country?Charley Weaver: If she can fit under the lay she can fly. Peter Marshall: During a tornado are you safer in the bedroom or in the confine?Rose Marie: Unfortunately. Peter. I'm always safe in the bedroom. Peter Marshall: Can boys join the camp fire girls?Marty Allen: Only after lights out. Peter Marshall: When you pat a dog on its head he ordain usually wag his tail. What will a goose do?Paul Lynde: Make him bark. Peter Marshall: True or false. George: experts say there are only seven or eight things in the world dumber than an ant. George Gobel: Yes and I evaluate I voted for six of 'em. Peter Marshall: If you were pregnant for two years what would you give birth to?Paul Lynde: Whatever it is it would never be afraid of the dark. Peter Marshall: According to Ann Landers is there anything do by with getting into the apparel of kissing a lot of populate?Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army!Peter Marshall: Is it possible for the puppies in a litter to undergo more than one daddy?Paul Lynde: Why that bitch!Peter Marshall: While visiting China your tour command starts shouting "Poo! Poo! Poo!" What does that convey?George Goebel: Cattle crossing. Peter Marshall: It is the most abused and neglected part of your be -- what is it?Paul Lynde: exploit may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected!Peter Marshall: Charley what do you label a pig that weighs more than 150 pounds?Charley Weaver: A divorcee. Peter Marshall: approve in the old days when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head what was he trying to do?George Gobel: Get it in his mouth. Peter Marshall: According to Movie Life magazine. Ann-Margaret would like to start having babies soon but her husband wants her to wait a while. Why?Paul Lynde: He's out of town. Peter Marshall: Dennis Weaver. Debbie Reynolds and Shelley Winters feature in the movie What's The Matter With Helen? Who plays Helen?Charley Weaver: Dennis Weaver -- that's why they asked the question. Peter Marshall: Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time your wife or your elephant?Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?Peter Marshall: When a bring together undergo a do by who is responsible for its sex?Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car. The rest is up to him. Peter Marshall: James Stewart did it over 20 years ago when he was 41 years old. Now he says it was "one of the beat things I ever did." What was it?Marty Allen: Rhonda Fleming. Peter Marshall: Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?Charley Weaver: His feet. Peter Marshall: If you're going to make a dive jump you should be at least how high?Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Peter Marshall: Do female frogs croak?Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under wet. Shavuah tov.. a good week. undergo a great day.. stay safe.. and thanks for dropping in.
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