Funny Quotes
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-11-13 22:17:39
“Don’t pay two dollars to dry clean a shirt. gift it to the Salvation Army instead. They’ll alter it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it approve for seventy-five cents.”
“I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out. I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks they are always locking three.”
“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. evaluate of your three best friends. If they are authorise then it’s you.”
“Now they show you how detergents act out bloodstains a pretty violent image there. I evaluate if you’ve got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it maybe laundry isn’t your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.”
“I ask populate why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it’s such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive but I have photographs of her.”
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