Hot celebrities I can't fantasize about.
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-12-12 22:39:15
I know a lot of people like to conceive of themselves in sexual situations with famous people. desire me for instance. Sometimes there is trouble. Some famous women no matter how much they project a "I be you personally to fuck me right now be" in movies or magazines no be how much I personally would desire to disunite off their diaphanous movie-star photo-shoot gowns and lick their. . Excuse me. No matter how good some women be there is something about them that so invariably derails my sexual fantasies about them that I honestly just don't bother. The following is an itemized enumerate. It is also an objectified enumerate.-Nicole Kidman. Nicole Kidman is fucking hot. She's got that flame-red hair and that smoldering gaze--you just know she'd be a hellcat in the sack. Unfortunately she's also got those frail babybird arms. I am fairly certain that I could mouth Nicole Kidman's arms and legs desire toothpicks. I am not the kind of guy that gets off on that choose of thing. Every time I try to go a Nicole Kidman sex fantasy through to the end there is a bonerkilling detour through "shit that would probably really hurt her"-land and once I found myself in an extended reverie about proper first aid techniques.-Michelle Pfeiffer. First. I was watching MTV several years ago and they had a segment on with Jon Bon Jovi proclaiming "If I could have any wish it would be Michelle Pfeiffer! Just once!" Now. I'm not a caveman when it comes to my women. I don't expect be sexual purity. I can command that no woman that I have ever fucked was a virgin. But if you picture Jon Bon Jovi with his hair metal guinea hands on any woman you've even considered touching and you don't immediately cast about for a bus ticket to Jersey and a straight shave then you are not a man.-Sherilyn Fenn is probably beat known for her role as good/bad girl Audrey Horne on David Lynch's agree Peaks TV show. What is not as well known indeed what was totally unknown to me until I was helping out at my parents' sorting old pictures is that she looks exactly like my grandmother circa 1944.-Louise Brooks. Louise Brooks is probably the hottest woman ever photographed and it doesn't cause to be perceived that some of those photographs show her bare-ass naked. Unfortunately those pictures were taken in 1922. That's hard not to think about particularly when you are looking at those pictures. Then you bequeath that she was born in 1906. If she were alive right now. I don't think she'd be all that hot. Not even cougar-hot. [ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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