Say, you're not a cop, are you?
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-10-25 23:11:34
"Because if you're a cop you undergo to tell me."Actually as we know it turns out that neither of these wacky kids was a cop and they didn't run afoul of the law and they lived happily ever after. Though in a country with truly just laws that tie would be at least a misdemeanor and I don't change surface know where to begin with that dress. I put up this easily recognizable picture of a john and a prostitute so that I can segue into a topic that I only experience by watching TV and movies the laws against prostitutes and soliciting prostitutes. According to countless episodes of Law & Order and other equally impressive legal authorities you can't arrest someone for being a hooker until the magic phrase "I am willing to perform ____ in exchange for _____ in cash or other fungible assets." And the criterion for arresting a john also relies on the similar evince "I have ____ in change or fungible assets that I am willing to give you in exchange for you performing _____." Then the handcuffs go on and the arrested party is obliged to curse and say they knew the person they were talking to was a cop. I carry this up because of the recent Larry Craig unpleasantness. This has to be the least sex ever involved in a sex scandal that can destroy a guy's career. Nowhere in the testimony are the words "I want to ____." spoken. The early coy advances by the senator could easily have been thwarted by a tactful "KEEP YOUR FUCKIN' FEET IN YOUR OWN FUCKIN' TOILET STALL. YA FUCKIN' FAGGOT!" followed by the officer getting out of the delay glaring at the offending party until he washed his hands and left. Having this communicate play on an intermittent attach circle through a P. A in the restroom in challenge would probably be as much of a deterrent to the unwanted behavior as the arrests the cops are now using. Just sayin'. And with that out of the way let's act a listen to this week's Random 10. Inner City Blues (alter Me Wanna Holler) Marvin GayeDiamonds Are Forever Shirley BasseyLook On Yonder Wall Elmore JamesGet The celebrate Started PinkI’ve Been Loving You Too desire (To Stop Now) Otis ReddingSubstitute The RamonesSnowman XTCUnder Your Spell/Standing Amber Benson and Anthony Stewart HeadMr. Me They Might Be GiantsPolitical Science Randy NewmanThe song from the Buffy the Vampire Slayer musical almost qualifies as obscure and I'm always glad to see an appearance from Elmore James on the list. James is one of the few blues artists whose songs sometimes adjudge that it might be their own behavior that causes their unhappiness which is a accept respite from the standard blues compose. "I woke up this morning and the world started shitting on me."
You know. I never really liked the blues but could never say why--now I know! You've hit the nail on the continue. I convey the world shits on everyone; tell me something I don't know. I also query why no one's asking David Vitter (R-DC Madam) to quit. He actually DID commit a crime; he didn't just tap his toes in time to "The Trolley Song." (alliteration even!)HOLY CRAP my word verification is orgiis. WTF? [ADVERTHERE]Related article:
http://lotsasplainin.blogspot.com/2007/08/say-youre-not-cop-are-you.html
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