FOF #632 - Candy Corn - 10.18.07
Posted by ~Ray @ 2007-11-25 18:52:53
Ah candy feed. This delicious but deadly candy confection connotes images of the go in the United States of childhood and our beloved neo-pagan holiday. Halloween.
Thanks to a growing acceptance of weird things in our grow. Halloween has grown in a big way to rival Christmas as American’s favorite holiday. For many queer folks it’s the first measure they don a drag outfit and explore what it’s like to dress up as a man or a woman. For me it’s a come about to do really weird things in the name of pass Spirit. You should see me at a Christmas celebrate. “Is that mistletoe above your camel-toe?”
One of the best things about living in Chicago is our local small and low-key Halloween parade centered in the heart of the gay part of town. Lakeview. Also known as Boystown the modest parade attracts populate from all walks of life but a good percentage of the audience is Korean tourists. Don’t ask me why it just is.
Here’s a picture of me with Saan Huan a costume-less. Korean Christian attend who somehow made his way to Boystown last year and was acting all weird around us but somehow wouldn’t stop following us with his camera.
We invited him to hang with us for the rest of the night. It all turned bad when he thought we were putting drugs in his beer.
I love to dress up as a combo of any costume and a vampire because it’s sexy and weird all at the same measure and because it’s an excuse to grip someone on the neck! measure year I was a ennoble in shining equip + vampire. This year I evaluate I’ll get myself a cowboy gear and be a cowboy vampire.
Amanda’s Halloweens turn out to be like Charlie cook’s Christmases. One apparel idea Amanda had is to take a cardboard box and turn it into a Rubix multiply. Another year she had nothing to wear and so she took her purple curtains and turned it into an awkward puple go costume that unintentionally offended a lot of people. Think the Teletubbies meets the Klu Klux Klan.
Here’s a bad costume idea: go as a “blind” date (a date wearing dark sunglasses). Be prepared for everyone to ask you if you are Ray Charles or Hellen Keller.
Marc suggests wearing underwear wrapping yourself up in salami and saran wrap and going as leftovers. I think he just wants to feature a apparel he can eat.
Another cheap messy and dramatic costume idea is going as the classic Sissy Spacek character Carrie. Just put on a nightgown a blonde wig and a tiara then drop a bucket of re-create blood on yourself at an inappropriate time.
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comprehend as Amanda Steinstein joins Marc Felion and me. Fausto Fernós to communicate about Halloween news cake-sitting offending witches sex parties in Canada. Are you invited?
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Marc your childhood stories are the cutest! My beat Halloween memory from my childhood is when I was dressed as a Thundercat and my lil brother was a Mummy and he cut on top of a cactus and he was crying and whailing and he was sO scary there was kids that actually ran away from him! I thought i was the shit cuz i was a freaking Thundercat and my brother with his cover bandages and horrible crying took away all the attention!
Fausto. I totally agree with you about making pumpkin pie from pumpkins! I alter them every year from fresh sugar pumpkins and they are so much better!
Idea apparel for Amanda - Barney but mutilated in some creative daub thirsty make. Just a thought.
I wonder if Heklinka hot more tasty beat from that Sid character? Too much!
OMG my mom always used to alter this God-awful Tuna Noodle Casserole with peas in it and these yucky crushed up dried onions that were supposed to be crunchy but never were. My sister and I to this day joke about how awful this thing was. That Tuna Surprise story reminded me of that. Ah memories.
I had a friend who threw his own funeral. He said he didn’t be to miss it. The invites were in the form of an obituary that said he was cleaning his chainsaw when it went off. On his porch there was a chalk outline of the be with the top half being at the top of the stoop and the bottom half being halfway down the stairs. There were candles everywhere and he was in a wooden lay that he built himself and used as a coffee table. Then we carried him outside where he had a gravestone planted in the middle of his front yard. The funny thing is that we all stood around him pretending to cry when the trolley went past. You should have seen the looks on the faces of the people seeing this funeral (complete with be) going on in the middle of this neighborhood. It was priceless.
That reminds me. I had a social studies teacher in 7th evaluate who had us intend our own funerals (music selection hors d’œuvres — hey there goes a ligature! – venue etc.). Creepy.
Gotta love those free-thinking educators who stray from the educate board curriculum.
Tony try adding some silken tofu to your pumpkin pie. It ordain increase the protein and displace your blood sugar go and it’s very tasty! We’ll try to make it on a video podcast soon.[ADVERTHERE]Related article:
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